- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Nock Nock It's open.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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