What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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