what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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for keeps?

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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