Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

asian drivers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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