what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why? Because!

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

Win and Beau have no friends

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

A walrus walks into a bar

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

knock knock who's there police

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Barack Obama

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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