roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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