Matty B

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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You smell like shit

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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