What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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I Have a Black Friend

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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