- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

A walrus walks into a bar

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Oh no! My life is ruined!

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

1 + 1 = 3

What did the clock say? The time.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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