how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Women's Rights.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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The WNBA

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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