Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

What looks like a dick? A penis

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

she wasn't 18

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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