What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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