If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Penal Dysfunction

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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A man made a sandwich.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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