What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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I Have a Black Friend

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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