Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Like if you like big tits.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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