- Anti Joke

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

I hate blackniggers

hi michael

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

A snake walks into a bar

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Leave her alone...

A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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