What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Chicken

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Womens rights.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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