What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Comedy.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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