"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Womens rights.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What causes floods? Too much water.

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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