Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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YOLO.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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dislike this...please.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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