why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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No. Yes.

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THE GAME

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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