Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Hearpin my durp

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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