there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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what's red and blue? your heart

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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