- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man made a sandwich.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Johan showering. . . AWK

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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