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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Snausages.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

The WNBA

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

The Braves win the N.L. east

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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