How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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