- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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