i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Iggy Azalea

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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zebras

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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