What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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poo is yummy

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Penis.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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