GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

The cow went moo

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Nothing yet CC

LOL May Wong

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

my namew is jd

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