- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Nothing yet CC

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

my namew is jd

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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