- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your a towel.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

Your mom.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Yo daddy!

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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