A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Why? Because!

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A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Kelly Clarkson

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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