why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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