A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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9001

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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who is mark

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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thumbs up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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