- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Women have the right to vote.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A disabled man walks into a bar.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What did the clock say? The time.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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