PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A child with cancer grows up.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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