- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

1+1 =? Too

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What causes floods? Too much water.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Your mom.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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