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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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