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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Muslim athletes.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

whats the best thing about polio...death

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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