- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock who's there aids

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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