- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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