- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

all these jokes suck ass

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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