What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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You have cancer

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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she wasn't 18

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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My life :(

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Anti Joke

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