What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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