Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Girls

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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all these jokes suck ass

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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womens rights

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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