A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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gay marriage.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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