Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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what happens during a climax apples

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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