- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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