Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Women's rights.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Anti Joke

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