- Anti Joke

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Spell: “This word”

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

hey bill!

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.