An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What just hit my face? The floor

Johnson stops eating

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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