- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Gay's rights

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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