Yes. Just Yes.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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