- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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