How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Dubstep < Music

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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