Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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mc hammers income.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Penis

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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I killed someone today. :D

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What is cold? Winter

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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sarah taylor

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Anti Joke

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