- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

obama's promises

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

hi corey

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

I saw a poor man named rich

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

thumbs up!

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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