If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Michael Castillo is gay

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

whats a dick a dick

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

liam buchan is gay !

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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