What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Homosexuals are gay.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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