What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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19th amendment

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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feces

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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