Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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