- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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