- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dogs

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

If you are my friend like it!

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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