what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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