Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Women's rights

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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