whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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