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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

american government

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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