Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Girls Basketball.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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