- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Homosexuals are gay.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Knock knock, Come in...

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

penis

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Wade

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

a man walks into a prostitute.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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