- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

monkey sponge

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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