- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

I never asked for this.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

for keeps?

wood cant chuck wood

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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