So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Your mom.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Shut the cork up!

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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