- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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