Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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women's rights

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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