A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Spinabifita

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Jason Connor.

So. The gays. ...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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