What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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women's rights

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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