Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Spinabifita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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