- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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