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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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test

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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