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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I had sex. Just kidding.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

How many cows say moo? All of them

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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