- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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