There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Anti Joke

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