12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Wombat monkey juice.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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