what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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