My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Womens rights.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Women's Rights.

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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