- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Men, get on the boat.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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