What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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