- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

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