two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Ms. Smoot's class

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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ecks! why zee?

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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