what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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KKK

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Good boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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123 Main street

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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