Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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who is mark

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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