Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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poo is yummy

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Bake until golden at 375

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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