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How old is victor? Old

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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I enjoy anal.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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Good boy

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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