What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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