- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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