Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Johan showering. . . AWK

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

a potato flew around my room

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

How did the girl die? 25.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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