Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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