- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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