- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

YOLO.

eloise dey.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

the real mccoy

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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