- Anti Joke

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Shut the cork up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.