How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

womens rights

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

KKK

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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