Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Gays

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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