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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Kelly Clarkson

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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