How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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your father died

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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