Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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The Pope

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neil patrick harris

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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connor sucks

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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