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What is long and black The unemployment line

soccor

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Woman.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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