What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Cancer.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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