Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Fiats

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Anti Joke

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