Knock Knock.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

That's not what she said.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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