- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

I am a n1gger.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

womens rights

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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