A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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