- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Matt is not funny.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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