How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Soccer...

God is real

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

rose are red violets should be purple

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

You.

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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