Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

this is gay

american government

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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